The 'CrookedBoard' is one of the most confusing creatures of the dreamworld. He always puts you on the wrong track. Ask for direction and he will point you in the wrong one. He will never steer you in the right way even once. It wil drive you crazy, and every time you come back to him. It is very busy there and traffic jams and accidents happen every day. No one knows why he does that, but if you think that's bad. Just wait for him to open his beak and starts talking. Endless, talking, talking and talking.