Fred the Master Mindflayer

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This is one of my characters from Dungeons & Dragons (A role-playing game). Fred is a true neutral brain-damaged Illithid. Here is his introduction in the game: The name of me is Ilix'ith. However, you can call me Fred The Master Mindflayer, or Fred, or Master, or whatever you want. (Audience: Hello Whatever-You-Want!) Hi Audience! I'm a Mindflayer! I like brains, they're yummy. You should try them sometime. (Audience: Umm no...) Fine, then I'll just eat your brains. (Audience: -runs away screaming-) No wait! Come back! I promise I won't eat your brains if you vote for me! I'm running for mayor of Baldur's Gate. (Audience: What's a mayor?) A mayor is like a duke but better. (Audience: And why do you want to be one?) Well, I used to work for the brain lord but then there was an explosion and my mind turned into a pancake. So then I had to come to the planet x=y. I came to Baldur's Gate because a poster told me to. Then I found friends and we watched a creature kill the duke. I have the monster's left pinkie claw, wanna see? (Audience: No) Anyways, when the duke was murdered it gave me the inspiration to become mayor! (Audience: That doesn't even make sense!) My campaign manager is a dwarf named Danni and she doesn't have any clothes. Anyways, vote Fred the Master Mindflayer, that's me by the way, for mayor! In the game he doesn't actually look all cute like that. He looks like a Mindflayer, a monster. (Made with Paint Tool Sai and Photoshop 6.0)